Originally by: Me!

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The great experiment. Can a group of experianced players utterly destroy a much larger corperation of newbies. This was the question that "our friend" Istvaan Shogaatsu. Heard stories of him ******* over many corperations? Its pretty much all true, "our friend" Istvaan just succeeded in doing the exact same thing to us.

Shortly after GoonCorp got started, Istvaan was contacted by a member, this is how he found out about us. Along with some old friends, he decided to find an answer to his question. Istvaan sidled over into our channel, proclaiming help and friendship, lending money, killing pirates and being an overall helper to us.
This was stage one, to begin to build us up and develop rudimentory skills.

With this done, Istvaan created an alt character. Here is the first bomb, Istvaan Shogaatsu's alt was the CEO of Black Monkey Corp, Shevaun Ashnirilem. With a nice new character, Istvaan proceeded to speak to his friends, who each in turn created alts. They banded together and declared war on GoonCorp. From within, Istvaan with his main character told us that these guys wouldnt hurt us, that we would beat them swiftly. By now however, several other alt players had been sneaked into GoonCorp (I dont know who). With everything ready, the lights of war turned green and the ships proceeded towards our locations.

800,000 ISK was allocated to each player, along with a huge stockpile of modules and ships. Under the overall leadership of Istvaan, they proceeded to kill us either alone or in groups. Nothing we did to them mattered, they had all the supplies they would ever need. As the war moved on, Istvaan thought that it would last for a few weeks, and so invited more and more friends. The war continued, with goons becoming more and more ****ed off at what was happening. We began to think that there must be intruders, however, "our friend" Istvaan assured us that we would be fine.

After a few days, it became clear to Istvaan that no number of newbies could beat skill and knowledge, and he attempted to break it off by accepting a surrender. He informed the corperation of this, and they disagreed, resulting in him being removed from CEO. This was not part of his plan, but happened anyway.
The new CEO steps up, Jenny Skullbang who was none other than the alternate character of Viceroy, who we saw more of later.

With peace failed, Istvaan began to get involved in the war on 'our side'. This was to stop us from breaking apart, in an attempt to maintain the fun. However, after a while, Viceroy brought his main character into the fray, and it became clear that the end was nigh for GoonCorp.

Once the final decision to disband was made, the alts of massively experianced character who had nothing to do got ****ed off. They expected this to last for weeks, taking them away from the monotomy of play.

To those of you who wonder how I found this out, lets just say that a little bird told me. You can rest assured that this is 100% true.

Well, after this, I dont really have anything else to say. GoonCorp was going alright, until "our saviour" Istvaan Shogaatsu turned up.

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